Friday, June 01, 2007
A Surefire Way to Cure One Effect of Global Warming
In his scientific magnum opus, An Inconvenient Truth, Al Gore opined that he was rather sure that man-made global warming would cause a rise of 20 feet in the earth's oceans in fairly short order. Alas, we have found a way to solve that problem.
While using radio waves to treat his leukemia, John Kanzius discovered that at the right frequency, salt water will combust.
The possibility of powering cars with radio waves and salt water is as of yet far fetched, but imagine the ramifications. Salt water is much more plentiful than oil. And the combustion of salt water would counteract the effects that Ambassador Gore says are sure to come. Excellent!
Eat, drink, and be merry, for we have conquered global warming!!!